1. Ki te hiahia koe ki te whakakore i ngā taonga (kāore e tika ana kia pērā!), whiriwhiria he pūnaha whakarōpū e whakaaro ana koe he tino whai hua mōu me āu taonga. Ā, arotahi ki te whiriwhiri i ngā mea e tika ana kia whakaurua tonutia ki roto i tō kīhini, kaua ki ngā mea e tukuna ana e koe.
2. Makahia ngā mea kua pau te wā mai i tō pouaka whakamātao me tō pātaka (me ngā wāhi katoa rānei e rongoa ana koe i ō kai) i ia wā, i ia wā — engari kia mōhio ki te rerekētanga i waenga i ngā rā "whakamahia i mua i te", "hoko i mua i te" me te "pai rawa atu i mua i te", kia kore ai e moumou kai!
3. I muri i te horoinga o tō pouaka whakamātao, rongoatia ngā mea katoa e tiakina ana e koe kia rite ki ngā ~rohe~ o tō pouaka whakamātao, nā te mea he rerekē te pāmahana me te haumākū o ngā wāhanga rerekē o te pouaka whakamātao.
4. Ina whakaarohia ana e koe ētahi atu hua whakarite, me ine tonu i mua i te hoko. Kia tino kati tonu te tatau o tō pātaka me taua whakatakotoranga tatau i runga ake, ā, kia kaua te pū whakarite oko hiriwa e teitei rawa mō tō pouaka.
5. Penapenahia tō wā me tō kaha i te wā roa mā te whakarite i tō kīhini kia rite ki ngā mahi e mahia ana e koe i ia wāhi. Nō reira, ka taea e koe te waiho i ō tauera kīhini ma, hei tauira, ki roto i te pouaka i te taha tonu o tō totohu. Kātahi ka noho ki roto i tō totohu ngā mea katoa e whakamahia ana e koe i ia rā hei horoi i ngā rihi.
6. Whakamahia hoki te wāhi i raro i tō totohu hei penapena i ngā taputapu horoi tāpiri me ngā taputapu horoi rihi e whakamahia ana e koe i ngā wā katoa, engari kaua i ngā wā katoa.
7. Inu kawhe i ia ata? Whakatakotoria ō kapu ki roto i te kāpata i runga tonu i te wāhi e mono ana koe i te mīhini kawhe, ā, ki te mea he miraka tonu tāu e inu ai, whiriwhiria he wāhi e tata ana ki te pouaka whakamātao.
8. Ā, ki te pai koe ki te tunu kai, ka taea e koe te whakarite i tētahi kāpata tunu kai hei pupuri i ō peihana whakaranu, i te mīhini whakaranu hiko, me ngā kai tunu kai taketake e rongoatia ana e koe i ngā wā katoa (paraoa, huka, houra tunutunu, me ētahi atu)
9. I a koe e whakaaro ana ki ō rohe rerekē, tirohia ngā momo wāhi rokiroki katoa ~ngā whai wāhitanga~ i roto i tō kīhini ka taea e koe te whakarerekē mā te awhina o ētahi wahi kua whakanohoia pai. Hei tīmatanga, ka taea te huri i te tuara o te tatau kāpata hei wāhi rokiroki papa tapahi kua tohua, hei wāhi tino pai rānei mō tō pepa konumohe me te pepa parai.
10. Whakamahia ngā pouaka reti hei whakamahi pai i ia inihi o te wāhi i roto i tētahi kāpata hōhonu (pērā i raro i te totohu, i tō kāpata ipu kirihou rānei). Ka haria ngā mea katoa i ngā kokonga o muri ki mua i roto i te kotahi pupuhi, ka taea e koe te toro atu.
11. Ā, ka taea e koe te uru atu ki ngā mea katoa kua rongoatia e koe i te pito rawa o muri o ia whata o tō pouaka whakamātao mā te whakamahi i tētahi huinga ipu rokiroki mārama. He māmā hoki te tango me te horoi mēnā ka turuturu, ka maringi rānei, nā te mea a) ka pupuri i te paru, ā, b) he māmā ake te horoi i te whata katoa.
12. Kōwhiria ētahi whata whānui, ētahi kete whaiti rānei kei raro i te whata kia taea ai e koe te whakamahi i te nui o te wāhi e tukuna ana e ō kāpata.
13. Whakanuia hoki te wāhi o te whata o tō pātaka, ina koa mēnā kei te pupuri koe i ngā kai kēne — hei tauira, ka whakamahia e tētahi mea pēnei i tēnei whata whakarite kai te ~kaha ā-papatipu~ kia pai ai te hurihuri whakamua o ngā kēne kia māmā ai te kite.
14. Whakamahia anō he pūwhakarite hu kei runga i te tatau hei tāpiri i tētahi wāhi rokiroki iti te utu, watea hoki ki muri o tō pātaka, ki te rūma horoi kakahu, ki te tatau karāti rānei (kei te āhua o tō whare!) rānei.
15. Ki te hiahia rānei koe ki te wāhi hei penapena i ngā taonga nunui, taumaha hoki, me ngā putea whakakī me ngā mea kakara, whiriwhiria he otinga hei tāpiri i te wāhi ki runga i te whata o te pātaka, pērā i te whata pakari kei runga i te tatau.
16. Whakatakotoria he ipu Lazy Susan ki ngā wāhi katoa e hiahia ana koe ki te pupuri i ngā pounamu, kia tere ai te tae atu ki ngā mea kei muri, me te kore e hutia katoatia ki raro.
17. Hurihia te āputa whaiti i waenganui i tō pouaka whakamātao me te pakitara hei wāhi rokiroki whai hua mā te tāpiri i tētahi kāreti hurihuri angiangi.
18. Ina whakaarohia ana e koe ngā momo huarahi rokiroki, kimihia ngā huarahi hei whakangāwari i te kite i ngā mea katoa i roto i te tirohanga poto *me* te tango atu me te penapena atu. Hei tauira, tikina he kaiwhakahaere kōnae pepa tawhito kei a koe hei whakarite i ō pepa tunu me ō whata whakamatao.
19. Waihoki, whakatakotoria ō kohua, paraharaha, me ō paraharaha ki runga i tētahi whatanga waea kia kite ai koe i ngā kōwhiringa katoa ina huaki koe i te tatau o te kāpata, ā, ka toro atu koe ki roto ka hopu i te mea e hiahiatia ana e koe, kāore he hiahia ki te whakarerekē i ngā mea.
20. Kaua e wareware ki te whakamahi i te wāhi takoto kau i roto i tō kāpata me te tatau o tō kāpata hei wāhi tino pai hei penapena i ngā taupoki kia kore ai e uaua te tiki atu, nā te mea, nā Command Hooks.
21. Pērā anō hoki mō ngā mea kakara: kaua e puranga katoa i roto i tētahi kāpata me tango mai ētahi hei kimi i tāu e rapu ana, whakatakotoria katoatia ki roto i tētahi pouaka, whakapūtā rānei i tētahi whata ki roto i tō pātaka kia kite wawe ai koe i ō whiringa katoa.
22. Me te tī hoki! Haunga te whakatakotoranga o ō whiringa katoa pērā i te ~tahua~ kia māmā ai te whiriwhiri, ka whakapotohia e ngā pouaka tī pēnei i tēnei te nui o te wāhi e hiahiatia ana e tō kohinga tī i roto i ō kāpata.
23. Mō āu taonga teitei rawa, matotoru rawa, ka taea e ngā tokotoko iti te huri i ngā whata e rua, tekau inihi te roa, hei wāhi rokiroki pakari.
24. Kaua rawa e whakaititia te mana o tētahi pouaka whakarite kua whakanohoia pai. Ahakoa kei te penapena noa koe i ngā oko hiriwa, kei te hiahia rānei koe i tētahi mea motuhake mō āu taputapu tunu kai, kei reira tētahi kōwhiringa māu.
25. Mō tētahi mea kua whakaritea mōu ake, penapenahia ngā pouaka paraoa kau me ngā pouaka kai mātotoru mō tētahi wā poto, kātahi ka hurihia hei pouaka whakarite kanapa kua hipokina ki te pepa whakapā e tino pai ana ki a koe.
26. Tiakina ō maripi mai i te rakuraku me te whakapōuri mā te penapena tika — me wehe ngā mata, kaua e maka noa ki roto i te pouaka me ētahi atu maripi, taputapu rānei.
27. Whakamahia ētahi rautaki whakarite me te rokiroki hei āwhina i te whakaiti i te moumou kai — pērā i te tohu i tētahi ipu para (he pouaka hū tawhito rānei!) i roto i tō pouaka whakamātao hei pouaka "Kai Au Tuatahi".
28. Ā, ahakoa he tamariki āu, he hiahia noa rānei koe ki te kai hauora ake, waiho ngā kai kua whakaritea ki roto i tētahi atu ipu para ngāwari te uru atu (ki roto rānei i te pouaka hū!).
29. Kati te maka atu i ngā rōpere poke me te pīnihi memenge (me te horoi i ngā para e toe ana i runga i ō whata) mā te penapena i roto i ngā ipu kua tātarihia kia mau tonu ai te hou mō te tata ki te rua wiki.
30. Āraia te whakawhiti i te poke mā te penapena i tō mīti me tō ika mata ki roto i tana ake pouaka whakamātao, kia matara atu i ngā mea katoa - ā, ki te mea he pouaka kei roto i tō pouaka whakamātao kua tohua ko "mīti", tera pea ka noho makariri ake i tētahi atu pouaka, ka roa ake ai te ora o ō tītī, pēkana, me te heihei i mua i te tunu!
31. Tākaihia ō kai katoa i taka, i ngā toenga kai rānei o te pō nei ki roto i ngā ipu mārama, ātete pakaru, ātete turuturu, ātete hau, kia mōhio ai koe ki ngā mea kei a koe i roto i te tirohanga kotahi, kaua hoki e wareware noa i te mea kei te kokonga o muri kei roto i tētahi ipu mārama kore.
32. Whakaarohia te ringihia o ngā kai matua o te pātaka (raihi, pīni maroke, parai, monamona, pihikete, me ētahi atu) ki roto i ngā ipu OXO Pop ārai-hau, nā te mea ka roa ake te hou o ngā mea i te takai taketake, ā, ka ngāwari hoki te kimi i ngā mea katoa.
Wā tuku: Pipiri-19-2020
